Hello my sweeties,
Passion is back with all of his healing fire! I have missed all of my precious little kittens who are desperately desiring more musings from thier favorite bloggo! Always keep the children wanting more...
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Friday, February 6, 2009
Without Further Adieu...PANNI'S
Hello my kittens,
Yes, it has been some time since you loveable bloggo has provided you with the best of the best in blog musings. Here at Teenage Beaters we would like to talk about the evil that is the panni. Panni's are evil little sandwiches that are coated in some type of frying lube sauce. My first and last experiences with these devilish items was nearly a week ago at a dining establishment that we will leave anonymous. Let us just say that is begins with Pan and ends with era. I shelled out nearly seven clams for a panni that look as if an Italian dinner was vomited into the sandwich. The Italian vomit sandwich was then transformed into a panni via grease lube spray applied by the food service technician and then toasted in a death machine. I then recieved my made to order Italian vomit panni coated with black char growths hanging off the bottom bun. I attempted to eat this beast but could not get past the evil of it all. Let us just say my day ended with explosive results! Stay away FROM THE PANNI!
Thank you children for blogging with us today!
Passion Derelict
Yes, it has been some time since you loveable bloggo has provided you with the best of the best in blog musings. Here at Teenage Beaters we would like to talk about the evil that is the panni. Panni's are evil little sandwiches that are coated in some type of frying lube sauce. My first and last experiences with these devilish items was nearly a week ago at a dining establishment that we will leave anonymous. Let us just say that is begins with Pan and ends with era. I shelled out nearly seven clams for a panni that look as if an Italian dinner was vomited into the sandwich. The Italian vomit sandwich was then transformed into a panni via grease lube spray applied by the food service technician and then toasted in a death machine. I then recieved my made to order Italian vomit panni coated with black char growths hanging off the bottom bun. I attempted to eat this beast but could not get past the evil of it all. Let us just say my day ended with explosive results! Stay away FROM THE PANNI!
Thank you children for blogging with us today!
Passion Derelict
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Hello Kittens,
It has been too long since your luscious bloggo has provided you quality mental droppings. Today I would like to impart some delicious little tips for all struggling with the beast that is relationships. In my journeys I have learned that emotional transperancy concerning the opposite sex is completely the wrong course of action when engaging in the early phases of the relationship. Saying something like "hey, back in 2004 I had rectal surgery and had to wear feminine pads everyday!!" will not move the realtionship foward. You must adhere to simple pleasantries like "hey, it is cold outside." or the "how are your teeth doing." Calling/texting/e-mailing are all viable means of communication; however when doing this never leave a message on their voicemail. It will always come off the wrong way and you will get a response like "do you know that I have a boyfriend/girlfriend?!!" Never try to move too quickly. For example, after calling the person for the first time do not ask to meet for dinner. IT WILL COMBUST. Bottom line for all you men out there: get a large object, bash a women over her head, throw her over you shoulder, and take her home. Bottom line for all you women out there: RUN!!!
Kisses and tickles to all my children.
Love to Feces and ASiaT.
Passion Derelict
It has been too long since your luscious bloggo has provided you quality mental droppings. Today I would like to impart some delicious little tips for all struggling with the beast that is relationships. In my journeys I have learned that emotional transperancy concerning the opposite sex is completely the wrong course of action when engaging in the early phases of the relationship. Saying something like "hey, back in 2004 I had rectal surgery and had to wear feminine pads everyday!!" will not move the realtionship foward. You must adhere to simple pleasantries like "hey, it is cold outside." or the "how are your teeth doing." Calling/texting/e-mailing are all viable means of communication; however when doing this never leave a message on their voicemail. It will always come off the wrong way and you will get a response like "do you know that I have a boyfriend/girlfriend?!!" Never try to move too quickly. For example, after calling the person for the first time do not ask to meet for dinner. IT WILL COMBUST. Bottom line for all you men out there: get a large object, bash a women over her head, throw her over you shoulder, and take her home. Bottom line for all you women out there: RUN!!!
Kisses and tickles to all my children.
Love to Feces and ASiaT.
Passion Derelict
Saturday, January 10, 2009
Thumbs Up/Down
Hello Kittens,
Here at some things at Teenage Beaters that we give two thumbs up:
Eastern Christianity/spirituality
Loving your neighbor
Family ties
Ukraine culture/customs/cuisine
Alternative/Rock/Electronic/Dance/Classical Music
Pittsburgh city planning/urban development
Pittsburgh Pirates/Steelers/Duquesene Dukes basektball/Pitt football and basketball
Pizza (really any type)
Spring/the blossoming of life/the blossoming of the soul
Mass transit (trains/buses)
Gourmet coffee
DC/Marvel comics
Attending messy/manic/'involved' music concerts
Gourmet turkey Sandwiches
US Northeast
Mod culture/music/fashion
Pete Sampras
TNA wrestling (Samoa Joe)
USTA
Newspaper
Michael Chabon
Good tailoring/haute couture
hugs and kisses
warm socks (preferably all year)
Seinfield
chemsitry
emotional connection
Women with black hair/au naturale
Film noir/romantic comedies/erotic thrillers
Festal seasons
Good hair/facial hair
domestic cats and dogs
fiancial stability
European crafted automobiles
Potsies
Gummy bears/worms/sour patches
Modern art
Fedoras/trilby
Plaid shorts
Anne Geddes checks
urban areas
Two thumbs down from Teenage Beaters to:
Athesim
Rap and hip/hop music
Jay Z/Kanye West/Florida/or any Young ____ rappers with absolutely no talent
egos
hatred/jeaousy/lust/sloth/anger/gluttony
eggs in all forms
suburban sprawl
Imperialism
US patriotism/involvment in foreign affairs
US infrastructure
Barak Obama mania
liberalism
country twang
pagan customs
astrology
fanaticism
radical Islam
prefabricated people
movies staring Tom Cruise/Julia Roberts
secular humanism
liberal theology
soccer
medical abbreviations
cancer and all fatal conditions/syndromes
American top 40 radio
balding
oversized clothing
...more to come my lovlies.
Passion Derelict
Here at some things at Teenage Beaters that we give two thumbs up:
Eastern Christianity/spirituality
Loving your neighbor
Family ties
Ukraine culture/customs/cuisine
Alternative/Rock/Electronic/Dance/Classical Music
Pittsburgh city planning/urban development
Pittsburgh Pirates/Steelers/Duquesene Dukes basektball/Pitt football and basketball
Pizza (really any type)
Spring/the blossoming of life/the blossoming of the soul
Mass transit (trains/buses)
Gourmet coffee
DC/Marvel comics
Attending messy/manic/'involved' music concerts
Gourmet turkey Sandwiches
US Northeast
Mod culture/music/fashion
Pete Sampras
TNA wrestling (Samoa Joe)
USTA
Newspaper
Michael Chabon
Good tailoring/haute couture
hugs and kisses
warm socks (preferably all year)
Seinfield
chemsitry
emotional connection
Women with black hair/au naturale
Film noir/romantic comedies/erotic thrillers
Festal seasons
Good hair/facial hair
domestic cats and dogs
fiancial stability
European crafted automobiles
Potsies
Gummy bears/worms/sour patches
Modern art
Fedoras/trilby
Plaid shorts
Anne Geddes checks
urban areas
Two thumbs down from Teenage Beaters to:
Athesim
Rap and hip/hop music
Jay Z/Kanye West/Florida/or any Young ____ rappers with absolutely no talent
egos
hatred/jeaousy/lust/sloth/anger/gluttony
eggs in all forms
suburban sprawl
Imperialism
US patriotism/involvment in foreign affairs
US infrastructure
Barak Obama mania
liberalism
country twang
pagan customs
astrology
fanaticism
radical Islam
prefabricated people
movies staring Tom Cruise/Julia Roberts
secular humanism
liberal theology
soccer
medical abbreviations
cancer and all fatal conditions/syndromes
American top 40 radio
balding
oversized clothing
...more to come my lovlies.
Passion Derelict
Thursday, January 8, 2009
More Musings from your BLOGGO
Hello Kittens
Welcome back to the little slice of digitial love known as Teenage Beaters. Here at Teenage Beaters we provide you the 'best of the best'. Following this mantra, I would like to introduce you to a cinematic masterpiece...The Waitress (2007). The film, directed by Adrienne Shelly and staring the ubiquitous Keri Russell (with long hair), is a story about a young and pregnant (?!) woman who is a skilled pie maker in a rural, deep south diner. She copes with her abusive husband and her unwanted pregnancy by making unique pies. Jenna (Kerri Russell) ultimately develops a sense of confidence and winds up falling in love with her child. I cannot disclose any more elements of th efilm for you children, but I can tell you that this is a heartwarming romantic comedy that is sure to play your heartstrings. Make sure you kiddies have tissues at hand because this one will wet the ole' eyes. You can check out the full synopsis on IMDB. Give it a whirl and let me know what you think.
Delightfully yours,
Passion Derelict
Welcome back to the little slice of digitial love known as Teenage Beaters. Here at Teenage Beaters we provide you the 'best of the best'. Following this mantra, I would like to introduce you to a cinematic masterpiece...The Waitress (2007). The film, directed by Adrienne Shelly and staring the ubiquitous Keri Russell (with long hair), is a story about a young and pregnant (?!) woman who is a skilled pie maker in a rural, deep south diner. She copes with her abusive husband and her unwanted pregnancy by making unique pies. Jenna (Kerri Russell) ultimately develops a sense of confidence and winds up falling in love with her child. I cannot disclose any more elements of th efilm for you children, but I can tell you that this is a heartwarming romantic comedy that is sure to play your heartstrings. Make sure you kiddies have tissues at hand because this one will wet the ole' eyes. You can check out the full synopsis on IMDB. Give it a whirl and let me know what you think.
Delightfully yours,
Passion Derelict
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
My Dealings With Blogdom.
Hello Kittens.
Welcome to the all new, never used, all jazzy Teenage Beaters blog. Yes, I am now sharing my mental droppings with all of you ducks (Yes, I am proficient at the slang). This blog will focus primarily upon my recommendations for the best of the best in the world of pop culture. Fun will be had by all in this slice of digital bohemia. So, sit back with a cup of coffee, give your dog a bone, paddy-whack the old man, cozy up with you hush puppies, let your hair down, and prepare you self for a rip-roaring, jungle swining time with me...your bloggo.
Kisses and Huggies (the diaper) to all of my suscribers.
Passionetly yours,
Passion Derelict
Welcome to the all new, never used, all jazzy Teenage Beaters blog. Yes, I am now sharing my mental droppings with all of you ducks (Yes, I am proficient at the slang). This blog will focus primarily upon my recommendations for the best of the best in the world of pop culture. Fun will be had by all in this slice of digital bohemia. So, sit back with a cup of coffee, give your dog a bone, paddy-whack the old man, cozy up with you hush puppies, let your hair down, and prepare you self for a rip-roaring, jungle swining time with me...your bloggo.
Kisses and Huggies (the diaper) to all of my suscribers.
Passionetly yours,
Passion Derelict
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